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>“Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him” - Project 366 2008 - December 22, 2008 ~photo © 2008 Nancy ~ | more info (via: Wylio)

     As a person of faith, I never get sick. No, my poor body just gets overrun by a multitude of symptoms! In fact, that has been the course of the last few weeks around here: each of my family members had been overcome by the: sneezing, coughing, hacking, etc.–but not me. No, I thought I’d get off scot-free. I thought I had a promise that it would not come nigh me! Well, not so much: the inevitable is now upon me:

  1. Runny nose? Check!
  2. Swollen sinuses? Check!
  3. Deep hacking/wheezing cough? Check!
  4. The end of my bulbous nose shining like Rudolph’s? Check!

Double-plussity-plus-plus! I win a brand spanking new cold! Hope it doesn’t turn into bronchitis like my poor wife’s.

It’s the most wonderful time of year, y’all! Merry Xmas!