You know Joel Osteen–perpetually happy pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston. He’s known for his sunny disposition, and his softball theology.
Sunnier even than his disposition is his smile. I mean his pearly whites shine.
How bright is Joel’s smile?
It shines so bright that:
Sam could have used it against Shelob.
It has its own astrological designation–Alpha Joeltauri.
When the lights go out at Lakewood, they hang Joel like a disco ball from the ceiling.