Welcome to the cubicle farm! Where we believe in choice, individuality, and freedom of expression!
Ok, so not so much. We actually only have one crop here, and that’s homogenity. We hold–mold–ourselves to a higher standard–an exacting, humorless, standard. We will not tolerate any expressions of levity, lightness, any hints of personality that may so much as creep into even our email signatures.
Perish the thought!
The cubicle farm wants you!
Do you want to be a drone?