Clifford, Dora, Caillou, & Arthur: “The Things We Think, But Do Not Say”

randomlychad  —  September 15, 2011 — 11 Comments
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The media-savvy among you will notice that the subtitle of today’s post is taken from Jerry Maguire’s job-ending manifesto in that eponymous film.

But don’t worry: I’m not free-fallin’. 😉

What I am interested in are the catchphrases that have entered our cultural lexicon; such as:

“Show me the money!” I think Cuba Gooding, jr. won his Academy Award based solely upon his delivery of this line. (Plus there some talk of air-drying and shoplifting as well).


“You had me at hello.” Who can forget Renee Zellweger (as Dorothy Boyd-Maguire) delivering this line. Aww! (Shoot me now).

Anyway, this post isn’t about Jerry Maguire, but about those things that have–because I’m a parent–entered my cultural lexicon.

About the things that I think, but have left unsaid. Until now.

(And if you’re at all like me, I know you’re wondering these things, too. Let me be your voice today).


What’s in Dora’s backpack that Swiper is always so keen on swiping? (My guess: drugs. And Boots is the mastermind. Either that, or he’s an undercover agent. In any case I heard he was the inspiration behind Suburban Auto Group’s successful “Trunk Monkey” ads. Or not).

Caillou. ‘Nuff said. (Whiny, bald-headed punk).

And don’t get me started on Arthur and D.W.! I mean if it’s your goal as a parent to let your kids learn how to whine, and squabble, by all means let ’em watch back-to-back episodes of Caillou and Arthur. Just sayin’.

One last one:

How can Emily Elizabeth and her family afford to keep Clifford in kibbles–and who picks up his big, red loads? I mean you would need a Caterpiller!

Anyway, these are but some fixtures of my cultural landscape. What’s in yours?




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