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After yesterday, it seems that I’m all out of serious… At least for today. There were some random thoughts tumbling around in the grey matter, so why not put them down on virtual paper before they vanish into the ether?
Without further ado then, here is my take on certain doctrinal emphases:
Calvinist: “Boy, I’m sure glad I’m saved. Sucks to be you, though. Here’s some tulips for your grave.”
Arminian: “I sure love God’s free grace! I can step in, I can step out. In, out.”
Catholic: “If this is Hell, at least I’ve got somebody praying me out.”
Christian Scientist: “None of this is real.”
Rob Bell: “Doesn’t really matter. Love wins.”
Okay, okay, before you vilify me, the foregoing was all in fun. Told you I was “out of serious” today. 😉
