As a person of faith, I never get sick. No, my poor body just gets overrun by a multitude of symptoms! In fact, that has been the course of the last few weeks around here: each of my family members had been overcome by the: sneezing, coughing, hacking, etc.–but not me. No, I thought I’d get off scot-free. I thought I had a promise that it would not come nigh me! Well, not so much: the inevitable is now upon me:
- Runny nose? Check!
- Swollen sinuses? Check!
- Deep hacking/wheezing cough? Check!
- The end of my bulbous nose shining like Rudolph’s? Check!
Double-plussity-plus-plus! I win a brand spanking new cold! Hope it doesn’t turn into bronchitis like my poor wife’s.
It’s the most wonderful time of year, y’all! Merry Xmas!