Goodmornoonevening! Nice of you to drop by! I know what you’re here for: you want the “hate,” right?
Jon is like a much younger, cooler, hipper version of myself. Actually, who am I kidding? I’ve never been cool (I mean have you seen that picture over there on the right? Go ahead, look–I’ll wait). How cool can I be with a schnoz like that? Maybe I should follow in Jon’s footsteps and get me some rhinoplasty?* What do you think?) 😉
Anywho, without further ado, here then are the six reasons I “hate” @jonacuff: