Strange Bedfellows: Falwell, Trump, & Playboy



 New York NY — After a meeting of hundreds of Evangelical leaders, who were lead in a rousing chorus of SNAP!’s huge ’90’s hit, The Power, by the mega-popular Chris Tomlin, Liberty University President Jerry Falwell, jr. stopped, along with his wife, Becki, for a photo op with presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
 
 Falwell indicated that in addition to endorsing Trump, and in a surprising reversal of decades of school policy, that Playboy would now be official campus magazine of Liberty University. Reporters asked, “Isn’t that pornography?” To which Falwell replied, “No, it’s much more artful than that smut rag, Hustler, put out by that despicable Flynt guy. Now that’s pornography. Besides which, Mr. Hefner is a classy guy.”
 
 Falwell went on to say that if Playboy was good enough for Trump, it was good enough for him, and the thousands of students at Liberty. “Besides which,” he said, “as is the trend among all the best megachurches, this will really appeal to guys, and should bolster our male attendance roster.”
 
 It was later announced, in a reversal of Playboy’s new, non-nude format, that Mrs. Falwell would be posing for a pictorial spread. “What can I say,” Falwell asked? “College kids love MILFs.”
 
 This special edition would first be exclusively available at the campus bookstore at Liberty, and then in adult shops churches everywhere.

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