Make Your Friday Even Gooderer — support @tylertarver

randomlychad  —  April 6, 2012 — 5 Comments


So, instead of you know, writing a dang review of the Blue Like Jazz movie, which I seen last, which was all kinds of awesome. Some skinny toehead (how does he see?) kid from Arkansas says I need to pimp his book. (Does it has pictars?) Or something. I’m not sure.

This cat–cat?–thought he was mostly a person, or some such. Anyway, he writ a book last year called Words & Sentences. Well, like, d’oh! What else would be in a dang book?

Now I guess he’s got another turd stinking book about his People Magazine collection, or leastways–the way I hear it–it’s got some dang letters in it that this skinny/cat/person/toehead writ to them folk what’s showed in People Magazine.

Or something.

Anyway, if you wants yer chance to win some doggone prizes, click here.

You’ll be glad you did. Or not.

*By law I’m obliged to tell yous that none gerbils, nor any Tarvers, was harmed in the writings of this blogpostthing.

Happy gooderer Friday, y’all!




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  • This is everywhere.
    Tyler Tarver, if you can hear me, you legally owe me 5 of these books as reimbursement for the amount of advertisements I’ve been through via my friends’ feeds.
    I hope you’re happy.
    PS- Looks funny, I’ll be reading it.

    • tylertarver

      i’ll give you ten percent of all the percentages of each percent.

    • He is, isn’t he?

      How does that work?

      He’s the most prolific Arkansan not named “Duggar.”


  • tylertarver

    actually, i did stub my toe, so i was injured.

    thanks chad, you’re the pinnacle of horticulture. i don’t know what that last word means, but i mean it.

    • And you, my friend, are the most fertile, fecund, prolific* Arkansan not named “Duggar.”

      *This means your imaginationings, not your loins.