Like the late Douglas Adams before him, Kevin Haggerty offers us a guide to the galaxy. Unlike, Kevin’s guide is not for hitchhikers, rather idiots. In these pages, do we find infinite improbability drives, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, or androids?
No, ladies and gentlemen, we do not. All we find are idiots.
And idiots come in all shapes and sizes, from every race, creed, color, and nation; for you see: we are the idiots.
From driving to parenting, the cinema to conversational skills, Kevin calls as it is: the galaxy is full of idiots. That’s right: drive like you own the road–because you do. Get out that cell phone in the theater–nobody minds (they’re not there to watch the movie anyway–because your drama is way more interesting).
Yes, folks, like Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Kevin’s idiot is everyman (and woman). There’s no need to send to know for whom the bell dings–the Hot Pockets are for you (and me, and everybody).
If you’re interested in taking a galaxy-spanning journey that begins and ends in your own heart, click here to get your free copy of Kevin’s eBook. The laughs you get along the way? Just a bonus.
No, don’t thank me–thank Kevin for calling it as it is.