Arriving In A Galaxy Near You: Kevin Haggerty’s New eBook

randomlychad  —  April 16, 2012 — 10 Comments

Like the late Douglas Adams before him, Kevin Haggerty offers us a guide to the galaxy. Unlike, Kevin’s guide is not for hitchhikers, rather idiots. In these pages, do we find infinite improbability drives, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, or androids?

No, ladies and gentlemen, we do not. All we find are idiots.

And idiots come in all shapes and sizes, from every race, creed, color, and nation; for you see: we are the idiots.

From driving to parenting, the cinema to conversational skills, Kevin calls as it is: the galaxy is full of idiots. That’s right: drive like you own the road–because you do. Get out that cell phone in the theater–nobody minds (they’re not there to watch the movie anyway–because your drama is way more interesting).

Yes, folks, like Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Kevin’s idiot is everyman (and woman). There’s no need to send to know for whom the bell dings–the Hot Pockets are for you (and me, and everybody).

If you’re interested in taking a galaxy-spanning journey that begins and ends in your own heart, click here to get your free copy of Kevin’s eBook. The laughs you get along the way? Just a bonus.

No, don’t thank me–thank Kevin for calling it as it is.

You’re welcome!

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  • It seems every blogger I know has already read this. I am distraught that I have not yet had the opportunity. I may take out my frustration in the way I drive prude my cellphone in a public toilet todaym

    • Shoot me an email brother.

      • Not sure what auto-correct did there. Hope no one out there thinks I was seriously distraught or upset.

    • That’s funny, Larry!

  • Thanks Chad!

  • I keep hearing good things about this guy’s book. I’m really going to have to check it out at some point.

  • This is the 3rd blog article about this ebook! I’m going to have to check it out!!

    • It’s a confederacy of idiots. 😉 Kevin is taking over the world.