Kutcher & Moore: Ripped From The Headlines

randomlychad  —  September 30, 2011 — 6 Comments
'Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher' photo (c) 2009, Josh Jensen - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

In case you’ve been living under a rock, and didn’t know, it appears Hollywood power couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are headed for a divorce. These are the headlines that could be:

In effort to save failing marriage, Moore offers Kutcher a Striptease; Kutcher too “tired.” Says he wants No Strings Attached.

Hearing of his affair, Moore goes all G. I. Jane on Kutcher’s sorry white butt. After beatdown, he asks Dude, Where’s My Car?

Asking Kutcher Guess Who, Moore shouts “Here’s Demi!”

Moore thinking nothing but Mortal Thoughts; Kutcher gathers Personal Effects.

Folks, I would be remiss if I didn’t
point out that today’s post was inspired by The Good Greatsby. Head over and read his awesome blog! Not sure how I found him, but I believe it was a link off of Ricky Anderson’s blog. In any case, read those and grow wise. Or maybe just laugh a lot!

One more for you before I leave:

Proving its attraction Stronger, and that he’s already LOST, Rob Bell resigns his pastorate, and moves to Hell(ywood). Carlton recuses himself of all spiritual content.

Peace out peeps!

How about you give it a try? Make some headlines using movie titles in the comments below.

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  • (what does the tattoo on my back say)

    DUDE!

    Sweet!

    Dude!

    Sweet!

    Nah, what does it say?!

    • Hilar! =)

  • The Good Greatsby

    These are all great. I had looked through a list of Ashton movies, but I couldn't find any I was certain readers would be familiar with.

    • Thanks very much, Paul! As I said in the comments on your site, your post inspired me.