>Eye on the China–a parody

randomlychad  —  December 2, 2010 — Leave a comment

>Eye of the tigerphoto © 2010 Grant Allen | more info (via: Wylio)

In honor of the Christmas shopping season, I bring you Eye on the China, a parody of Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger. And ladies, please no hate mail–this is all in fun. I know not all of you are shopaholics (maybe not even most), but if there is a stereotype I’m capitalizing upon, it’s because there is a grain of truth behind it. Plus there’s the mad rush of Christmas shopping that takes place–at least here in the States–that seriously deserves a good ribbing. Without further adieu, here’s Eye on the China:

Gettin’ up, throwing back your sheets
It’s your time, no 2nd chances
Bleary-eyed, tryin’ to get on your feet
Just a gal with the heart of a shopper

So many times, sales happen too fast
You charge it, ’cause fashion’s your glory
Don’t lose your grip on the stuff that you want
You must fight just to hold onto them

Got your eye on the china, it’s the thrill of your life
Outshopping all your rivals
And the last known stock clerk runs away from your sight
‘Cause she’s got her eye on your china

Bat to face, out in the lot
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ angry
Stashed the box ’til the 2 of you fought
For we’ll kill just to get what is ours

Got your eye on the china, it’s the thrill of your life
Outshopping all your rivals
And the last known stock clerk runs away from your sight
‘Cause she’s got her eye on your china

Risin’ up, offa your back
Punched in the gut, got no glory
Took a big chance, that clerk gave you a crack
She’s a gal with the heart of a shopper

Got your eye on the china, it’s the thrill of your life
Outshopping all your rivals
And the last known stock clerk runs away from your sight
‘Cause she’s got her eye on your china

Please be gentle–I’m a parody virgin. 😉 Thanks for reading!

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